Dinner Reservations
A group of 40-year-old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agree to meet at Luigi's Restaurant, because the waitresses there have low-cut blouses and nice breasts.
10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group decides to meet again for dinner, and once again they discuss which restaurant. Again, they agree to meet at Luigi's, because the food and wine selection there is very good.
10 years later, at 60 years of age, the group decides to meet again for dinner, and once again they discuss which restaurant. Once again, they agree to meet at Luigi's, because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke-free.
10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group decides to meet again for dinner, and once again they discuss which restaurant. Yet again, they agree to meet at Luigi's, because the establishment is wheel-chair accessible and there's even an elevator.
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group decides to meet again for dinner, and once again they discuss which restaurant. Unanimously and enthusiastically, they agree to meet at Luigi's Restaurant, because none of them has ever been there before.
Quick Thinking (or severely Smart Aleck, take your pick)
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
Thoughts to Ponder
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Nigel Watson freethinker 727.493.1990 freesense@Gmail.com
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." – Krishnamurti
-A good pun is its own reword.
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