From Big Bend Larry's Chuckle Cavern:
A Fractured Medical Dictionary
Artery......................... The study of paintings
Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria
Barium......................... What surgeons do with fatal errors
Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section........ A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan....................... Here kitty, kitty
Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
Colic............................ A sheep dog
Coma........................... A punctuation mark
Dilate......................... To live long
Enema..........................Not a friend
Fester......................... Quicker than the other guy
Caesarean Section........ A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan....................... Here kitty, kitty
Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
Colic............................ A sheep dog
Coma........................... A punctuation mark
Dilate......................... To live long
Enema..........................Not a friend
Fester......................... Quicker than the other guy
Fibula......................... A small lie
Impotent.......................Distinguished, VIP
Labor Pain....................Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff.................A Doctor's cane
Morbid......................... A higher offer
Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates
Node........................... I knew it
Outpatient....................A person who has fainted
Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative............. A letter carrier
Impotent.......................Distinguished, VIP
Labor Pain....................Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff.................A Doctor's cane
Morbid......................... A higher offer
Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates
Node........................... I knew it
Outpatient....................A person who has fainted
Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative............. A letter carrier
Prostate.......................Federalist, 10th Amendment fan
Recovery Room............Place to do upholstery
Rectum........................Nearly killed him
Secretion.....................Hiding something
Seizure........................Roman emperor
Tablet......................... A small table
Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport
Tumor..........................One plus one more
Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out
Nigel Watson freethinker 727.493.1990 freesense@Gmail.com
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." – Krishnamurti
-A good pun is its own reword.
Recovery Room............Place to do upholstery
Rectum........................Nearly killed him
Secretion.....................Hiding something
Seizure........................Roman emperor
Tablet......................... A small table
Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport
Tumor..........................One plus one more
Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out
Nigel Watson freethinker 727.493.1990 freesense@Gmail.com
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." – Krishnamurti
-A good pun is its own reword.
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