FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
COWS: NEVER BRED
Also one gay bull for sale.
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
California grown - 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Nigel Watson freethinker 727.493.1990 freesense@Gmail.com
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