2009-11-09

fun JOKE CANDID, CLUELESS & CONFUSING CLASSIFIEDS

Big Bend Larry's latest:
 
 
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! 
 
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. 
 
FREE PUPPIES
Mother,  AKC German Shepherd. 
Father, Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. 
 
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. 
Better be a big reward. 
 
COWS: NEVER BRED
Also one gay bull for sale.
 
NORDIC TRACK 
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby. 
 
GEORGIA PEACHES 
California grown - 89 cents/lb. 
 
JOINING NUDIST COLONY
Must sell washer and dryer $300. 
 
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. 
 
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer No longer needed.
Got married last month. Wife knows everything
(Swami predicts a short, stormy, perhaps homicidal relationship)


Nigel Watson  freethinker  727.493.1990 freesense@Gmail.com

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." – Krishnamurti
-A good pun is its own reword.

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